Children, gather around. It’s time for another review of a
film (because Uncle Aaron still hasn’t gotten his Majora’s Mask for 3DS because Nintendo, Amazon UK, and his credit
card company can’t agree that the transaction was made even though I clearly
did it). Instead of getting a review of a game that’s largely irrelevant,
you’ll be getting a review of Jupiter
Ascending instead… which will largely be irrelevant when this comes out
because it’ll have been two weeks old and very likely out of theaters. Hooray!
