Jun 29, 2015

Reloading - Jurassic World - Still Miss Jeff Goldblum

Twenty or so years ago, I went into a movie theater for one of my first times. It may not have been THE first time, but it’s the first I remember. I went with my grandpa at the age of 3 or 4 and we sat to watch these big robot dinosaurs on screen come to life. We say the original Jurassic Park and I was blown away by it that, for years, I wanted to be a paleontologist. As I got older, I wanted to tell stories of that caliber or better. It’s twenty years later and we’re revisiting Isla Nublar in Jurassic World and… damn… What a ride.



Let’s get a few things straight. Jurassic World is not Jurassic Park and it’s not trying to be. It’s trying to bring back the spirit of adventure and excitement, but it isn’t going to be the Spielberg level of wonder or terror you saw in the original or even Jaws. It’s a different animal (ironically) and we need to treat it as a different animal. Yes, it’s better than the Jurassic Park sequels by miles. And I’d say it stands toe-to-toe with the original, a movie I put on my best-movies-ever-super-star-tag-team. But what worked? What didn’t? Let’s discuss that here and now.


First, whoever did visual effects for this movie must have studied Jurassic Park 3 and learned what NOT to do. The effects feel a bit cheaper earlier in the film, but nearing the end, everything is flowing so well and moving so quickly that either it’s done better or you don’t see the seams enough to notice those issues. So we’re already on the positive. Downside is that I feel we’re still moving away from the automic / robot effects we had in the first movie. And those, to me, will still always look the best to this day. They don’t age as poorly as CGI creations and I’ll look back in twenty more years and say the same damn thing.

As far as story goes, there’s an island with dinosaurs on it. They’re supposedly tamed, but as Ian Malcolm was always quick to remind us, it was a fucking stupid idea to think that. Even stupider is the science team decides to make a hybrid dinosaur, the Indominous Rex, under orders of their corporate masters to make a dinosaur people will give a shit about (ironically). Chris Pratt is brought in to help understand and tame it, but the Indominous Rex tricks everyone to thinking it has escaped to give it a real opportunity to escape and send the park into pandemonium.

Acting is that B-Level thriller movie acting you expect. You have the stuck-up business-scientist who thinks of the dinosaurs as “assets” before “animals” and turns around in the second act when she sees what her creation has done. You have a character from the first movie (surprise) making an appearance to be a (surprise) bad guy or at least a morally questionable one. You have the kids who are the ones we’re supposed to be worried about, but I ultimately didn’t care because they weren’t the interesting characters. You had the cheesy pro-military guy that wants to weaponize the dinosaurs.

Then you have Chris Pratt as the only sensible adult in the film and is the all-around American bad ass. Oh, and there’s an eccentric billionaire who ends up being a really cool guy when he attempts to take responsibility for the park losing its shit. And that was refreshing to see him not be an arrogant douchebag. And while all these characters are laughably cookie-cutter and trope-riddled, they’re almost all played well enough where I didn’t really care to get annoyed by it. The only one I had issues with was our main scientist woman, Clair, because she was so damned boring for the first thirty minutes of the film.

Oh, spoiler warning, this is still Jurassic Park and the entire premise of this series is that a dinosaur or two gets loose somehow or control has never been established, meaning things go nuts, people get eaten, and our lead character has to save everyone best they can. Sorry if you didn’t know that prior to seeing the film, I figured you had watched movies within the past decade before reading this review.

Yes, one of the many flaws of this big, dumb action romp through the dinosaur-era is that it’s predictable as fuck. They spend lots of time showing the relationship between the tamed velociraptors and Owen (Chris Pratt), making me immediately expect the raptors to betray everyone later in the film. Or how they had to show the mosasaurus (the big crocodile) one more time before she shows up in the final scene to have a big moment. Or how the characters would live up to their obvious tropes and continue making things better or worse depending on who they are.

But being predictable doesn’t make it bad, because it’s all about presentation. I might know that the killer is in the attic, but if you build it up right and frame things in a unique way, that knowledge doesn’t matter because it’ll still be exciting to see. Jurassic World basically takes that idea and runs with it for a prehistoric touchdown. Not to mention that while it’s fairly predictable, it still manages to hide a few surprises throughout the film and references that make up for it.

Note, velociraptors were not actually on bikes
What are some examples of “been there, done that, but done differently?” Spoilers ahead, obviously. First, when the raptors do betray everyone as I predicted, they’re wearing cameras because the security team let them loose to track Indominous Rex. This leads to a particularly well-done scene in which you see the hunt for the military guys from the perspectives of all the different raptors and some of the dino-food-humans as well. Another good example of this is when they basically try to replicate the scene from Jurassic Park in which the Indominous Rex is attacking the vehicle from above to eat the delicious children inside. The kids actually get away and manage to escape Indominous without any significant harm.

As for references I mentioned, there are plenty to go around. There’s a t-shirt of the original park from 20 years ago. There are the ruins of that old park in the movie, which we visit. And that also includes the old banner the T-Rex knocked down at the end of that first film. We also get to see those original night-vision goggles, reminding us that VR tech still looks dumb like that. There’s the statue of John Hammond and a name drop or two in honor of the late Sir Richard Attenborough. They use the flares to guide the T-Rex to its food in the exhibit like it was used to distract the T-Rex in the first film. There’s a book on one of the desks in the Command Center that looks like Dr. Malcolm’s book, actually.


But my favorite reference that I managed to catch was during the final fight scene. I won’t spoil all the details, but a T-Rex gets involved. And as it’s making its way to the brawl, there’s a Spinosaurus skeleton. For those who remember, Jurassic Park 3 was when the Spinosaurs killed the T-Rex and then killed my hopes for the movie to be fun. In Jurassic World, the T-Rex demolishes the skeleton of this former rival to face off against its new rival, the Indominous Rex, which made for a hilariously fun, but ultimately well set up scene.

As I said before, the big flaws with this movie is that it’s plot is stripped straight from your average B-monster movie. Most of the characters feel very token and standard affair with no one really breaking out into something more interesting. But the references are cute and not in-your-face enough to be annoying. And the effects get better as the film goes along and end on some spectacular action sequences. In short, while this film isn’t perfect by any means, it’s the best movie of this series in a long time, if not completely, and it is one of the more entertaining films to have been in theaters this year. I actually found it more fun than Avengers, if that doesn’t say something.


If you haven’t seen it yet (and I’d be shocked if you hadn’t with the box office totals the way they are) then make your way to go see it. This isn’t me speaking as a dinosaur lover or Jurassic Park fan, but as someone who just likes fun movies. There’s not a whole lot out at the moment, and this is certainly a worthwhile film to go see. I know I want to see it again, and I just got back from it maybe two hours ago (at the time of writing). I went in with LOW expectations and came out surprisingly happy with the results.


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