Comic-book and super hero movies are probably Hollywood’s
biggest commodity at this point in time give the overwhelming success of the
popular Avengers franchise. And while
other studios (Sony, Fox, and Warner) are desperately trying to get their hands
on that cashflow with their super hero franchises, Marvel is still dominating…
for now. So here’s a valid question… what are the best comic-book-super-hero
movies we’ve seen thus far?
#12 – Batman Returns – Of the original run of Batman films (Burton/Schumauker, not
Adam West), Batman Returns was easily
the most controversial but also the most satisfying in many ways. The
film-auteur styling of Tim Burton break out in full force with fetish-heavy
Catwoman who would only ever be outdone by Ann Hathaway, and that’s still a
close contest, honestly. We also get DeVito’s infamous but almost perfect
monster-Penguin that would go on to haunt the marketing campaign of this film
for its duration in theaters, and possibly well afterwards. But this is the
film that made Catwoman even sexier, though admittedly mentally disturbed which
isn’t accurate to Catwoman. It also gave us the first satisfyingly creepy
Penguin prior to Gotham’s
understandably disturbed Penguin. The only flaw is that we see Batman enjoying
the fact he straight up murders people in this film. And not only does Batman
not kill… he also does not enjoy killing. Gotta do your research Burton.
#11 – Kick-Ass – I only have two words for you on this film…
Nic Cage. Nicholas Cage really did kind of the steal the show with his Big
Daddy character, which just boils down to an even more insane Batman with a
shotgun. But the character worked and Cage brought out the best in him. This
isn’t dismissing the other actors, however, or the ridiculous premise of the
story. All of it works really well to provide a very fun and interesting story
in a somewhat short and ridiculous film. Kick-Ass tries to be a hero and his
horrible failure gets internet fame and the attention of other would-be heroes
Big Daddy and Hit Girl. From there things just escalate out of control when a
mob boss kills one of the aforementioned characters and it becomes a revenge
plot in the name of justice. Fun stuff.
#10 – Men In Black – First, I had no idea Marvel owned Men
In Black. So my follow up question is when will we see Agents K and J in Avengers? In all seriousness, when MIB became a film, it was one of the
most unique and fun films out there. And while I’ll argue each subsequent
sequel fails to expand on the universe of MIB
to, instead, just focus on the same plot of Agent J not knowing enough to do
his job and needing Agent K for help, the first film is the best at delivering
that plotline. The acting in it is fun and entertaining, the aliens are just
cool to see with the only thing missing being a xenomorph reference. Or a
predator reference would have been cool too.
#09 – X-Men: First Class – This was the film that basically
saved the franchise (for me anyway). X-Men
started off great with two solid films that, in hindsight, are mostly just okay
and kind of bland. But First Class
brought in the old-school comic aesthetics, gave us a storyline more focused on
characters that aren’t Wolverine, and delivered some of the best acting the
series had up to this point. I can’t say it made up entirely for the disaster
that was Wolverine Origins, but it
was good enough to give me hope the series could move on. Yes, it is better
than Days of Future Past because
while the latter is good, it only exists to remove the bad films from the canon
and “reboot” the series. First Class
exists to reboot the series as well, but in a more traditional way that didn’t
require loads of time-travel bullshit.
#08 – Dark Knight – If you had asked me years ago what my
favorite comic-book movie was, I’d probably have said Dark Knight. But I’ve grown up, acquired different tastes, and
while I still love LOTS of what Dark
Knight offers, I’ve also gained an ability to look back and see how it
really isn’t the best comic-book film out there. I love Heath Ledgers Joker,
but Mark Hamill is still the one and only clown-prince-of-crime. The death of
Two-Face is disappointing, though Ekhart’s performance was basically perfect.
Of course, there’s also that big gap of time between this and Rises in which Batman does nothing and
that’s also kind of a disappointment. I guess you could argue that my change of
heart in loving this film less stems from Dark
Knight Rises bringing the trilogy down. But don’t get me wrong, Dark Knight is still a stellar film.
Just not as fun and exciting as say…
#07 – Spider-Man 1 /
Spider-Man 2 – And we’re not talking that new Mark Webb nonsense, we’re
talking the good Sam-Raimi nonsense. While Tobey McGuire isn’t the best
Spiderman, he’s still a better Peter Parker, which is more important than
having a perfect Spider-Man. We had the best villains show up here (Frank
Molina’s Doc Ock will never be forgotten). J. Jonah Jameson shows here why the Amazing Spider-man films will NEVER be
anywhere near as good as these original classics. Also, Willem Dafoe. I don’t
care about your Christian Bale’s, your Michael Keeton’s, or your Nic Cage’s.
Bring me more Dafoe and bring him now. Truth be told, the cast was perfectly
solid of the first two films and everything was visually so well done (at least
at the time) that these first two films were basically flawless works of art.
What about the third one? Had it not been for The Amazing Spider-Man films that followed, it would have left a
black stain on the series much akin to Dark
Knight Rises. But since worse Spider-Man
films have come into existence… I can say that I’m more or less okay with it.
So now we just need The Amazing Batman
to reboot Batman and make it shit and that retroactively would make me like Dark Knight Rises more… theoretically.
#06 - Iron Man 3 –
One of the more controversial films Marvel has done, Iron Man 3 is, to me, the best ending film to the Iron Man series we could have asked for
and it does so with the same Jackie-Chan-like action-comedy style that fits Iron Man better than it could have fit
ANY of the other heroes. It was also the first post-Avengers film and it was a runaway success both critically and
financially, showing that these heroes do, in fact, have legs outside of Avengers team-up films. But, honestly,
it’s just more silly Robert Downey Jr. action supported by a still amazing cast
and giving us one of the biggest plot-twist upsets in years. Admittedly, it was
a polarizing plot-twist in regards to the Mandarin, but given the silly-nature
of the film as a whole, it fit the tone perfectly and while I’d like to see a
real Mandarin in the films someday, people forget the real story behind the Iron Man series. Unlike Batman, Iron Man
isn’t about the villains, it’s about the internal struggles of the hero and
this film tackles that logic almost perfectly.
#05 – The Avengers – This could have been ranked higher… but
you’ll see why it’s not soon enough. Avengers
while not perfect, didn’t really have to be. It wasn’t so much an movie for art
as it was a movie to celebrate the massive achievement Marvel had made. Never
in the history of film had comic-continuity become a way to connect different
franchises together and bring collections of heroes together for something this
gigantic. It is up there with massive projects like Lord of the Rings or Harry
Potter as long multi-film endeavors that generally aren’t done like they
are. It’s a testament to filmmaking in general and Marvel is a well-oiled
machine that just keeps pumping them out there. The fatal flaw with the success
of Avengers is now EVERYONE wants in
on this action. While a cool idea, it’s been done sloppy by many imitators like
Amazing Spiderman, Green Lantern, or even the recently
released Dracula Untold. No one seems
to remember that each film PRIOR to Avengers
(save for Iron Man 2) managed to hold
up on their own as a singular story with a beginning, middle, and end. Do that
first and then consider making your work into a bigger, multi-film world.
#04 – Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World – This one is a bit of
biasness on my part. I love games, anime, comics, and movies. So a movie about
a hero who’s world is basically an homage to various games, anime, comics, and
movies and is thrown into a video-game-like situation in which he must defeat
seven evil ex-boyfriends to get the girl of his dreams to take him seriously…
yeah… I really like that. Everything in this movie is still and over-the-top.
The animations for the special effects are great references to classic games.
The only other film that has flipped my various fanboy triggers this much is Wreck-It Ralph but that cheated because
Sonic also got a cameo. Damn you, Sonic and your superfast cameos! Only
downside is Michael Cera isn’t my favorite actor and while he fits this role
fine, there are other actors who I think could have brought more life to the role
of Scott Pilgrim. That said, everyone else is phenomenal.
#03 – Captain America: Winter Soldier – Captain America: The First
Avenger was probably one of the most boring films in the original wave of
Marvel films (though narratively better than Iron Man 2). So expectations were low going into the sequel as
another boring romp with the Avengers’
least interesting hero. When I left the theater after Winter Soldier, I can safely say I shut up and fell in love with
the idea of more Captain America
films. It takes a lot of effort to make something boring and un-cool into
something badass and fun. It takes even more effort to do that while still
keeping Captain America who he is and that is was the best part of the whole
endeavor. Captain America doesn’t compromise on who he is, but the world around
him and the situations he gets involved in are so much bigger and more
impressive that it makes us realize WHY he’s basically the leader of the Avengers. With all the recent news of
Captain America in the comics, it makes me wonder if we’ll be seeing Bucky
Barnes take the shield like he does at some point or if we’ll just skip to
fan-favorite Falcon being the next Captain America. I’m looking forward to
seeing how that unfolds.
#02 – Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker – Is it cheating to
have an animated film up here with the rest of these live-action adaptations?
Maybe. But considering half the films are CGI animations… I think that argument
is almost invalid. Batman Beyond has been and will always be my favorite iteration
of Batman and this movie brings up the best of both the original animated
series of Batman and the Batman Beyond series. But, mostly importantly, it
delivers to us the best Joker in any TV show, movie, or game… the Mark Hamill
Joker. With only the Arkham games
(and that’s the first two, not that crappy Origins shit) as the other perfect
source of our Mark-Hamill-Joker, this is my go-to Batman film of the entire
series. Plus it also serves as a great film to show how good Terry can be as
Batman without the aid of the old man, as Bruce kind of goes out of commission
partway through the film, leaving Terry to deal with Joker on his own. It’s
dark, but not so far gone that it’s depressing. It’s just the right mix of
everything to keep this film fun. Now if we could get a live action Batman Beyond anything (TV show or movie
or web series) I would probably just lose my shit.
#01 - Guardians of the Galaxy – Never been a fan of the
comic and I always considered them the least interesting characters to make
appearances on the Avengers cartoons.
But the movie did a lot right to change that impression of them almost
immediately. It’s colorful, funny, looks amazing in almost every shot, and has
one of the best soundtracks in films in recent memory. More than that, everyone
in the film as just having fun being assholes-in-space. Performances were some
of the best Marvel has delivered yet with Dave Bautista being a surprisingly
good wrestler-gone-actor. Not to be outdone, Bradley Cooper and Vin Disel give
us excellent voice-acting performances for both Rocket Raccoon and Groot
respectively, and they stole the show, removing ANY worries that goofy CGI
characters like them would ruin the movie. It also serves as a teaser for
events to come for Avengers 3 when
we’ll likely see Thanos (the main villain) take a more active role with the
Infinity Stones. This is one movie that reminded us of what fun was in a summer
movie season lacking really any fun movies to be had. Great job Marvel for
giving us what we wanted. Dicks-in-space.
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